Real Uncut WTF is Happening Fuqqery!!!

HEY HEY HEY NYGGA! That's all I can say about this shyt....Just watching this video made me angry, lol.. I don't mean like fuqq my life angry, I mean like fuqq YOUR life angry...LOL! *whispers* murder murder kill kill.....I ain't never heard of this movie, but you betta believe I'm on netflix RIGHT NOW looking for it....This nygga said "YOU BETTA FUQQ THAT BED NYGGA!" Now that's some shyt......LMAO! That's the most prolific shyt I EVA heard ROG say......

Damn I can tell I'm angry, my use of the word Nygga has increased as I continue to type....LOL!....

I'll be back later.....

Saving Lives in North Dakota.....or NOT!!!!!

Wassup I've had more than enough time to blog this week, but I just haven't had the mental energy needed to do so...I'm burnt the fuqq out....Anyway, here I am in sunny cold ass North Dakota. The good gubment job sent their token to handle some flood shyt out here......why? I have no damn clue......Anyway, I've been here one week and I've seen so many sights.....let's just discuss a few of the events that occurred this week....

SUN....I arrived in the beginning of a blizzard which left 18 inches of snow.....

checked into my room to the pleasure of a 19 inch bigg butt tv...

and a microwave from the 80's.....

The only good thing about the hotel is that they give you Hennessy to go.....



Anyway, I couldn't get a rental car until thursday,and when I did they gave me a this....


I mean really.....what the fuqq did I do to someone to deserve this shyt....But I gotta get around so I took the car and everywhere I go I just park far as shyt from the door....


We set up a Joint field office for the various agencies that are here at the site of an old strip mall, you can't really see the lines on the ground so apparently everyone felt the need to park near me....



Needless to say, I had to borrow a car to go to lunch that day......

I've been counting the number of black people in this town, and I'm sad to say I haven't seen one that doesn't work for my agency since Friday.....so the total non Gov't black population is 4....

More to come, I'm gonna go buy some more vodka from walmart.....LOL

One Step Forward, Three Steps Back.....

Well, I don't even have enough words right now to explain the feelings I have after watching this promo....LOL! I've never been a plies fan, I may listen to some of his music, but overall this dude is a clown....But with the rise of reality tv shows that are coming out I guess anything is possible....this video did not and could not make my boxers move, and I totally think I have a new found phobia of midgets....I mean with their overally large asses and and overally small frames...the last thing I needed was this....i'm sad america.....this fuqqery has me wanting to go back and drink milk just to get a lil bit taller....*HARD CRY*

Fuqq~

Oh you mad cuz I'm Styling on You....

I was talkin to my folks about this earlier, and had to post it....it's a little old but funny as hell......

The Blanket With Sleeves......FOR REAL SON!!!!

Sooo this am, I'm riding the train, and as the weather gets nicer more and more tourists are out and about in the DMV... I decided I wanted some leg room so i went all the way to the last car, and what do I see....The Infamous SNUGGIE!!!!





Anyone who has a Blackberry curve knows you can't try and be low key and take pics because the shutter sound can't be cut off :-( so needless to say I didn't take one.. but I digress

WTF America.....A blanket with sleeves son...and you coons wanna buy it... yall are really gonna let someone get recession proof over a blanket with 2 holes cut in it? you must have also bought the wonderful......

Anyway...seriously my granny had a similar idea back when I was a kid, it was simple.. put on some fuqqin clothes.... DUH! You weren't cutting no holes in her blanket... and you damn sure better not have left the blanket on the couch... this bamma sitting here look like


which I wanted to be one when I was younger but that's another blog for another group of readers.... until the next time....stay classy DMV!!

When music was real...........

I'm tired of the radio playing strange new hits such as the stanky leg, and turn my swag on.....what happened to good ol fashioned crooning....I miss the day of my folks playing OLD SCHOOL music....so while searching my daily sites, I ran across this young balladeer...(DING)

Turn Your Swag On........Or Not!!!!

My people what in the holy fuqq are you doing? I blame anyone who wears skinny jeans, big name belts, colorful shirts, and uses a boost mobile for this shyt getting air time.......



I've never been labeled a hater so please don't get it twisted, THIS SHYT IS FUQQIN WACK!! If I hear another kid on the train singin this shyt while stanky legg'n i'm gonna lose my damn mind....whatever happened to real rap...fuqq that what happened to hip-hop......this the type of music u can't beef over..this shyt will not get you ambushed in the lobby of a studio, or get you shot in a drive by, but this shyt will get you punched in the face if I hear you singing it... Soulja Boy huh? Get The Hell On......